Posted 2 weeks ago

Corn Dog Ranch: patto snozwall

Heather breaks it down for you new people.

corndogranch:

a celebrity throws a fit and the internet goes bonkers, news at 11

i think performing and writing standup comedy is one of the hardest things i’ve ever done in my life, which is why i don’t do it anymore. i have the utmost respect for people who do. part of being a good performer is being able to…

Posted 3 weeks ago

The Barbtian Chronicles: That One Time When Patton Oswalt Was An Asshole

barbaragray:

I witnessed something really gross happen last night. Something I wish I’d never experienced.

I saw one of my heroes be a total asshole.

I was booked on a show called Odd Thursdays at the Palace, a Chinese restaurant in Los Feliz. There is a small upstairs room that has become home to a few…

Posted 1 month ago

National Nilsson Day!

We lost Josh Nilsson seven years ago today, these are some memories of my friend.

Josh Nilsson lived half a block from me in Central Park for a few years. I used to see him walking in a long black…

Posted 2 months ago

I’m in this toooo. Sammy even made it on the back cover.

liezlwashere:

This is one of my favorite pages. Mostly because it gave me the ability to include some of my favorite comedy nerd friends.

But more importantly, the Eagles Lodge doorman with the bluetooth who hated all us out of towners for Bridgetown.

nakedcomedy:

I’m famous! Buy this book to see me!

… oh, and bunch of amazing comedy photos.

liezlwashere:

HOORAY! It’s Officially Up!

I only have a portion of the book up for preview, because some of it should be left a surprise… but I can tell you it features Conan O’Brien, Amy Poehler, Matt Besser, Amy Poehler, Aubrey Plaza, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, Viva Variety, James Adomian, Kyle Kinane, Donald Glover, Ed Helms, The Midnight Show, Neil Patrick Harris (holding a puppet with Brian Henson), Paul F. Tompkins + MORE.

Thank you in advance for all your support!

Buy it here!

Save some money! Don’t forget to use a coupon code!

Posted 2 months ago

Fall Cornucopia

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Live video by Ustream

You can watch it here or here. I mean listen. This is an audio show, dude.

Posted 4 months ago
Posted 5 months ago

: VAN-SHAKEUP!!! Wolfgang Van Halen Leaves Group, Says Dad is a “Dick”

kimgordonsrealage:

The reunited classic Van Halen lineup is soldiering on, even after the loss of their newest member, bassist Wolfgang Van Halen.

“I’d had enough. Nobody told me what a pain in the ass it was working with family. My dad was always yelling at me, telling me not to be such a show off. How do you…

Posted 7 months ago

: Juggalos Strike Back, Take Aim at Alternative Comedy

kimgordonsrealage:

A rash of Juggalo on comedy nerd-violence has broken out across the United States. The violence is being attributed to a backlash from fans of the rap group, Insane Clown Posse, against a series of public slights by comedians in recent months.

“Yo, I’m getting tired of motherfuckers with…

You like music jokes? Follow the jokiest tumblr out there. Me and other people making fun of music stuff. Thanks. (I’m kind of proud of this one)

Posted 7 months ago

: Ghost of Benjamin Orr says, “I Was Frozen Out of Cars Reunion”

kimgordonsrealage:


Not everybody is excited about the reunion of 80’s hitmakers, the Cars. In fact, some call it hardly a reunion at all.

“They never reached out to me once. Those guys were my brothers. I don’t deserve to be treated this way in this realm or any other.” says the Cars’ former singer/bassist,…

Hey, we have a facebook page now. We would appreciate the likes. Thanks

http://www.facebook.com/kimsrealage

Posted 8 months ago

Yiiur Hannd

“I do not understand rust jokes. I am over ninety-four percent composite plastic and five percent organic tissue. Less than one percent of my construction is metal and that is triple Teflon…