Corn Dog Ranch: how to pick peas (a long article written solely to support one terrible joke)
first, grow some peas. they’ll be flowers before they’ll be pea pods, but they’ll still taste like peas. (they do! try them on salad! don’t eat sweet pea flowers or peas though. those look like peas but are actually poisonous.)
when your peas are ready, use scissors to cut them off the plant….
